no matter how bad things go, red lipstick seems to fix everything
June 2013
god i hate when people ask my music taste because i have no music taste. i have about 8 languages on my ipod, and i will quite happily start off singing “in trutina,” which is latin, then switch to lady gaga and finish with mumford and sons, ya know?
you know it’s bad when the least disturbing tab you have open is homestuck
- someone: space-
- me: THE FINAL FRONTIER. THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE. IT'S FIVE-YEAR MISSION: TO EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS, SEEK OUT NEW LIFE AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS TO BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
charlie brown
YES
MOM
DAD
THIS
IS
THE
MAN
I
CONSIDER
TO
BE
MY
ROLE
MODEL
AND
INSPIRATION
IN
LIFE
{ inspired in this post }
AAAAAAAAAH BABY JARED IN GILMORE GIRLS IS THE BEST THING EVER
LOOK AT YOUR FLIPPY HAIR
IT’S EVEN FLIPPIER THAN SEASON ONE
IN A TURTLENECK
